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petak, 01.12.2006.

VICOMAT

Zašto plavuša stavlja dijete u kipuću vodu? Pravi čaj od majčine dušice.

66.
Došla baba u ljekarnu i pita prodavačicu je li imate PLIVADONA, trgovkinja: ne, mi samo držimo krkine proizvode, dobro onda daj te mi krkadone.

65.
Zašto plavuša stavlja coca-colu u gaće? -Zato što na njoj piše always.

64.
Radila se emisija o prosječnom danu hrvatskog seljaka. Došla TV ekipa na selo, zamolili Štefa da opiše svoj dan.
Kaže on: - Ustanem u 5 sati popijem jednu rakiju, odem na ispašu, vratim se s ispaše pa onda popijem još jednu rakiju, onda odem kod Jože pa popijemo svak po dvije rakije.
Producent je nezadovoljan i upozori ga da je to TV emisija, pa neka ne spominje toliko alkohol, umjesto toga neka kaže da čita knjige.
Štef će ponovo: - Ustanem u 5 sati pročitam jednu knjigu, odem na ispašu vratim se pročitam drugu knjigu, odem kod Jože pa pročitamo svak po dvije knjige, onda odemo u seosku knjižnicu i čitamo dok god se ne zatvori, dok nas ne izbace, a kad nas izbace onda odemo kod Jure jer on ima tiskaru.

63.
Učiteljica pita Pericu: - Razmisli, saberi se i nemoj žuriti. Pitanje nije teško: - Tko je ubio Murata?
– I da znam ne bi vam rekao. Nisam tužibaba.

62.
Zašto obalni policajac uvijek ima mokru nogu:?
Kad baci opušak u more da ga ugasi!

61.
Na satu seksualnog odgoja: pita mali Ivica: učiteljice,može li moja mama roditi?
M a ne Ivice, ona je u godinama. A može li roditi moja baka?
Ne Ivice ona je ipak prestara. A može li roditi ova curica iza mene?
Ivice,pa ona je premlada! Okrene se mali Ivica i kaže curici, šta sam ti rekao budalo!

60.
Ulazi Mujo u kupe u vlaku. Nasuprot njega sjedi plavusa s dodatnom
opremom(minjak, dekolte...) Mujo bulji li ga bulji. Komad skuzi da
bulji te rasiri noge i pokaze mu muf. Muji ispale oci.
- Jel vam se svidaj? upita plavusa.
- Jes kako nebi. veli Mujo.
- Jel hocete da vam namigne? Rasiri noge i namigne mu s mufom.
Mujo u deliriu ne vjeruje svojim ocima.
Ponovo plavojka: - Hocete da vam posalje pusu?
Rasiri komad noge i posalje pusu!!!
Mujo skoro u nesvjesti.
- Zelite li sjesti pored mene?
I Mujo ustane i prebaci se na drugu stranu kupe i sjedne
pored plavuse.
Plavusa ponovo:- Zelite li gurniti dva prsta u nju?
Mujo prestravljen - MA BONA NEMOJ ME ZAJEBAVAT DA MOZE I ZVIZDIT!!!

59.
-Zašto plavuša ima crni pramen?
-Pravi se važna.

58.
Ide policajac ulicom i izgubi pendrek. Nađe ga neki klinac i potrči za policajcem. Čiko, čiko jel ovo vaš pendrek, ne ja sam svoj izgubio.

57.
Sinoć mi je dobra vila ispunila dvije želje!! Treći put nisam mogao...

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petak, 10.11.2006.

Evo vam pa uživajtee!!!

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petak, 27.10.2006.

ALO!

yesEvo vam se javljam iz my info ucionice!Cekan da zvoni pa idem dalje za iste pare!!!
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srijeda, 12.07.2006.

Evo vam malo pa uživajte!!!!!!!!







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utorak, 04.07.2006.

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srijeda, 17.05.2006.

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petak, 12.05.2006.

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    Don't drink and fly!!!







    CHANGES

    I see no Changes, I wake up in the morning and I ask myself
    Is life worth living should I blast myself
    I'm tired of being poor and even worse I'm black
    My stomach hurts so I'm lookin for a purse to snatch
    Cops give a damn about a negro
    Pull a trigger kill a nigger he's a hero
    Give the %&#! to da kids who da hell cares
    One less hungry mouth on a welfare
    First ship 'em dope let 'em deal to brothers
    Give 'em guns step back let 'em kill each other
    Time to fight back thats what Huey said
    2 shots in the dark now Hueys dead
    I got luv for my brothers
    But we could never go no where 'less we share with eachother
    We need to make some Changes
    Learn to see me as a brother instead of two distant strangers
    And dats how its supposed to be
    How could I ever take a brother if he's close to me, uh
    I love to go back to when we played as kids
    But things change, and thats the way it is

    [Chorus]x2
    Thats just the way it is...
    Things will never be the same....
    Thats just the way it is...
    Ahhh yeah
    I see no changes, all I see is racist faces
    Misplaced hate makes disgrace to races
    We under, I wonder what it take to make this
    one better place, let's erase the wasted
    Take the evil out the people they'll be acting right
    Cause both black and white are smokin' crack tonight
    And only time we deal is when we kill each other
    It takes skills to be real, time to heal each other
    And though it seems heaven sent
    We ain't ready, to see a black President, huh
    It ain't a secret don't conceal the fact
    The penitentiary's packed, and it's filled with blacks
    But some things will never change
    Try to show another way but stayin' in da dope game
    Tell me whats a mother to do being real don't appeal to da brother in you
    Ya gotta operate the easy way

    [I made a G today]
    But you made it in a sleazy way
    Sellin' dope to the kids
    [I gotta get paid]
    Well hey, that way it is

    [Chorus]x2

    [2Pac Talking]
    We need to make some Changes
    We need to change the way we eat, the way we live and the way we treat
    eachother
    See, the old way wasn't workin, so its on us to do what we gotta do
    to survive

    Still I see no Changes, can't a brother get a little peace
    There's war on the streets and the war on the Middle East
    Instead of a war on poverty
    They got a war on drugs so the police can bother me
    I ain't never did no crime I ain't have to do
    But now I'm back on the track givin' it back to you
    Don't let 'em jack you, back you up
    smack you up and pimp slap you up
    You gotta learn to hold your own
    They get jealous when they see you with your mobile phone
    I tell the cops can't touch this I don't trust this
    when they try to rush I bust this
    Sound on the 2, they say it ain't cool
    My momma didn't raise no fool
    And as long as I stay black I gotta stay strapped
    and never get to laid back
    I always gotta worry about the payback
    >From some buck that I roughed up way back
    Coming back after all these years
    Ratta-tat-tat-tat-tat
    And thats the way it is
    [Chorus]



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